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· They Have a Lovely Shot Menu [Yelp]
· All These Ridiculously Verbose Five-Star Reviews [CP]
· Be Prepared For a Sinus Awakening [Yelp]
· Knowing a Tongue Was Licking Me Back [Yelp]
· Enjoy an Applebee's-ish Dining Experience With Great Views [Yelp]
· All the Staff Either has Trendy Beards, Thick Rimmed Glasses, or Macklemore-Style Haircuts [Yelp]