The Pizza Ship is Sinking and Serving Ranch

After the announcement that beloved downtown Andolini's Pizza was closing, commenters flooded Eater. Perhaps spurred by Guest Commenter #16's jest, "This never would have happened if they had started serving ranch," the by-the-slice parlor now serves the pervasive creamy dressing. For 18 more days, patrons will have a chance to dunk their pepperoni in the Hidden Valley flavor.
·RIP Downtown Andolini's Pizza [-ECHS-]